Madness takes it's toll

This one will be lame, cause I wussed out and took the morphine which did bugger all, and I probably could have gone without, ya know if I hadn't been awake for about 72 hours prior to being induced but I digress. so here's a birth story with lots of introspective rambling and incohearant run-on sentences (I should have a career in sales /sarcasm)

( cut because not everyone wants to hear the gory saga of my lady-bits )