genocide is only funny on lj
Dec. 25th, 2013 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pixietastic Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} kat (-5000 points). In March I bought porn for _tyke (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4060 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
